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Dear Ms. Maggrett, You Suck

Soooo….this isn’t a Chiconky thing.  This is a life thing.  I think there are many out there who can relate.  I’ve been job searching for two years.  I’ve had one interview.  I try not to take it personally, but after so long, the shit gets old…

What they all say:

Dear Ms. Maggrett,

Thank you for your interest in our organization.  We have reviewed your application materials, and unfortunately you have not been chosen for consideration at this time.

We wish you the best of luck!

SIncerely,

Some Dude

What it feels like:

Dear Ms. Maggrett,

Thank you for your interest in our organization.  We have reviewed your application materials, and have determined that you are of no value, and have nothing to offer.  In fact, you are not really worth the time I’ve spent writing this message, but we felt that we, as countless others before us, could not pass up the opportunity to tell you that you will never, ever work again.

We wish you the best of luck!  Ha, ha, just kidding…you suck.

Sincerely,

Some Dude

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